shehadet el thanaweya el 3amma

i went today morning to get "shehadet el thanaweya el 3amma" after i heard that they burn it after 5 years from school graduation ... i went to gamal abd el naser school which is next to my school ... there was a man sitting with a large copybook on a desk in front of him next to the building entrance. i noticed that he is staring at me.. i tried to ignore him.. but he kept staring and when i wast just 2 steps from the entrance.. he said where r u going "captain" like i was wearing shorts or something.. i told him i wanna get my certificate...he was like what certificate? then i was like thanaweya 3amma.. he closed one eye and said men 3and meen? i was like.. i don't know.. i only know it's in there.. then he let me pass..
inside there were a lot of teachers sitting in the classes talking (u know that period before the exams.. no students)
anyway after being lost for 10 mins. searching for miss hana2... some one told me here she is...
she was a fat woman wearing an xxxl dark green blouse... she took me to the room where the certificates are kept... she asked me to sit down as she finishes the procedures... while i'm sitting another teacher came... miss hana2 ignored me and kept on blabbing with the other teacher for another 10 mins. then she called for a student from outside (he has just finished a football match) she asked him to wash three tea cups that were kept in the certificates' locker as the ants gathered around them... the guy agreed reviling his bad luck that made him pass in front of that room. at last i got my certificate... have a look on it...